当兵岁月之(5)叠被子
万万没有想到,当兵第一件事竟然是没完没了的叠被子。而且,它贯穿军旅生涯始终,成为我们不可分割的一部分。。。无聊的日子就此拉开序幕,分队长神神秘秘的跑过来,今天教你们做一件有意义的事,弄得大家心里直痒痒,不知道他葫芦里卖什么药?先由老兵班长做示范,只见他把被子展开铺平,擀压折捏一番操作,三下五除二就弄好了。等到自己亲自上阵,就不是那么回事了,“三分叠七分修”根本不好使,这才知道什么叫一看就会,一学就废。
想要把这看着不起眼的被子,叠得方方正正像豆腐块,那可不是一蹴而就。而且,大到大衣秋裤,小到毛巾牙膏牙刷都要码放整齐。感觉自己一腔热情被消磨殆尽,我甚至开始想上操场去训练,那也比整天猫在房间里,耍这绣花枕头功夫要有意义。
有几位同志叠的倒是像模像样,其他人表示严重不服,把被子翻来覆去的看,是不是有什么玄机?却也没看出来所以然
从此跟被子较上了劲,心想我非把你拿下不可。事与愿违,经常被弄的没了气。慢慢地,没那么心浮气躁,顺着它的性子来。有道是办法总比困难多,好的叠出豆腐块一般的被子,大家可谓绞尽脑汁,花样百出。研制出一些秘密武器如筷子、竹签,电话卡等等,有人干脆往被子上洒水,让人啼笑皆非的事情每天都在发生。
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